odins-one-eyed-fuck: odins-one-eyed-fuck: I’ve got   and   aint one This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers (via sarcastic-snowflake)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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lord-kitschener: clestroying: clestroying: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off (Source: clestroying, via drateeny)

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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(Source: clestroying, via drateeny)

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!
shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created
dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up (via hi)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via hi)